Check out my nephew in the New York Times today. He is not a salesman or a racist but he seems to be a football star. He’s a wide receiver at Dartmouth. He is the son of my brother Dan and his wife Mary and of course I am his godfather. I’m so goddamn proud!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/25/sports/ncaafootball/25east.html?_r=1